SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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