- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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