I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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