A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Womens Basketball.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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2+2= 478

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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pussy enough said

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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