What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Netball.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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You're on fire.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Diana and victoria

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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pussy enough said

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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