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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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