- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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