Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

i like pie

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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