Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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