What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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You're on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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I'm funny.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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