Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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