- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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