What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Netball.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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