KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Womens Basketball.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Diana and victoria

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Yo Mamma

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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