- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

knock knock. no one's home..

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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