George W. Bush

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pedophile

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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make me a sandwich!

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Hi Adam,

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