A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Yah? Well your a ********

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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