- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

who farted i did :]

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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