A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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who farted i did :]

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Christians

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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