Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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who farted i did :]

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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