Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Arrow to the Knee

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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