I went to the store and I fell

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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