Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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