Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Obama 2012

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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