A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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equality for women

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