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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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