Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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womens sports...

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Dick Chaney

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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