A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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lebron

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Women's rights.

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Women's Rights

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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pedophile

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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