Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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penis

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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