What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Religion

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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womens sports...

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Chikin nuggets

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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