A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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