- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

what happens when you wake up inception

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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