- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

America Votes

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Yah? Well your a ********

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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