How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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theres a fat guy

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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