How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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what color is blue? green

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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