There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Womens rights

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Politics.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Anti Joke

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