- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

what color is blue? green

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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