What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A black man without problems.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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YOLO

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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