- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

theres a fat guy

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Penis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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