- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

make me a sandwich!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

How Long is a Chinese man.

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