what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Womens Sports

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Anti Joke

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