What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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The joke below me is retarded

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