What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

wanna hear a joke? no

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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