Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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