I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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YOLO

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Anti Joke

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