- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What do you call your mother? Mom.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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