Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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make me a sandwich!

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Winking at old people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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