Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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wanna hear a joke? no

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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