a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Like my status for a tbh?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

The AIDS patient was gay

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Women's Rights...

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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