- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

noodles

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Chuck Norris died.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Rick Perry.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Women's Rights...

make me a sandwich!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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