Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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noodles

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Rick Perry.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Women's Rights...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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make me a sandwich!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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