- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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