Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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BIG PENIS

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A scottish man having fun

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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