What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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