What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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9/11.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Women's rights.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Goat balls.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Ruller

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AND

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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