a black guy with rights in 1924

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

why did the chicken cross the road

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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