What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

BIG PENIS

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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