Popsicles

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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The Bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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