Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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NEVER

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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