What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Women rights..

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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