Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Hello

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Female Athletics

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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