Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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who just made fun of katie matt

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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The Bible

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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