Chuck Norris died.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

your fat

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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