shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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P0P T4Rt

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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I like jokes.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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