- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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