What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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