What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Netball.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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A black man killed someone

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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