- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

I'm Spartacus

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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