What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Women rights..

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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