What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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45.

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your fat

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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