Where to, sir? Forward.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

I have no joke. u mad?

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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