Jess Burns

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Women rights..

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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An antijoke

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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