- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Jess Burns

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Kenny G

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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