Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock, come in.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Kate

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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