- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Well, this is fun.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Global Warming.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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