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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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hi im paul!

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Potato salad

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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