- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

why did the chicken cross the road

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

I got shot, you laughed

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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