Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Women's rights

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Global Warming.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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The Aristocrats

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Anti Joke

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