What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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blubber vaginass CC

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Global Warming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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I love you.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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