- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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