One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Laura Pratz..

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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The WNBA.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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