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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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