- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Anti jokes are funny

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Brett Farve

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What's 9 +10 19

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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