Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Is Carly smart? No.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

if u r not my friend, like this joke

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

chuck norris

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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