Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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The Bible

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Benevolent villain.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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