- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

I like to eat.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Women's rights

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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