- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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The chicken crossed the road.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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