Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Well, this is fun.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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