Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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why did the chicken cross the road

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I like to eat.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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DANA

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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