- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

GRAAAAAAAR.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's 9 +10 19

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Robin, get in the car.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Freedom of Speech

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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