- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a car full of black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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