Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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hi my name is? joe

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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potato

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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The Aristocrats

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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dildo

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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