- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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