How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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johann grayson being liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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