chuck norris

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Guess what? Chicken butt

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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