Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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johann grayson being liked

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Rick Perry.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Anti Joke

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