- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Anti jokes are funny

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Brett Farve

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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