What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Hello

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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i have aids and a chode

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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William Raines.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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