He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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live babies

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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does this look unsure to you?

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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i like potatoes

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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