A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Rick Perry.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Laura Pratz..

What is a dog? Bark

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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