Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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France never surrender.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Poop

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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mitt romney

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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