knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

blubber vaginass CC

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

ekoj

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

knock knock go away

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

penis

No joke.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

black people. that is all...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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