son, you're adopted.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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