How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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