How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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chuck norris

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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