- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Santa Clogged my toliet

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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