- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

I like your hair

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A man walks into a bar.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Women's rights

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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