Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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1+1= 69

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Oh...okay, good.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Obama

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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