what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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A man. That is all.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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http://www.ladsta.com

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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