What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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i wish i was a tree !

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Y2K

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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lololololololololol

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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