Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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GONNA

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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