- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

My sister has to take a dump

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

There is a car full of black people.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Golf.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's your name? You tell me.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

come along children

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