A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Thumbs this up

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Where else? The junk yard

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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