Will gropes Ebola victims

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

A ginger rapping.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock Knock! Come in.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Womens rights.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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