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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Knock knock Come in!

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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