Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Dan O'Driscoll

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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69

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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