lololololololololol

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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i heart wiener

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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alcoholism kills

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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