Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Your life That's the joke

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