What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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W.N.B.A.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Anti Joke

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