What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Exactly what?

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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George W. Bush

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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