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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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