George W. Bush

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Penis

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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steves legs

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What does a man like. food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Punchline.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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PENIS

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