What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Women

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Tacos

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Punchline.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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gay marriage.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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