What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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KEVIN HART

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Tacos

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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