How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Can I touch it?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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