Fuck her

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KEVIN HART

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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shut up

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Don't rape me!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Covietz has a large penis

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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This joke isnt funny.

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WNBA

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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