What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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