How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Haha pizza

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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WNBA

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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