"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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