- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Ancient Greeks rights

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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