What should I name my dog?

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Haha pizza

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Adam Sandler.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Anti Joke

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